I. Irritable Brain Syndrome
II. Dysfunctional Reality Lobe
III. Psycho-Congestion
IV. Optical Rectumitis
V. Hardening of the Categories
VI. Premature Conceptual Secretions
VII. Profound Emotional Paroxysm
VIII. Overactive Rational Gland
IX. Cancer of the Will
X. Conceptual Deficit Disorder